I got a new job! I get to write about cars for money now!!!! 

"Jonathon Klein" (jonathon-klein) 07/11/2014 at 20:13 • Filed to: Awesomesauce

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This all wouldn't have been possible without all of you. Thank you so so much. Here are the first few articles! I'm going to primarily do news, but you can still expect me to do some long form articles for these guys, and I will still be here, TST, and a few other places that I can't announce just yet! OF HAPPENINGS! Can't wait to see what is to come!

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:15

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PS9 > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:16

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Finally, now you can afford the maintenance on a W8!

PheeNoIVI > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:17

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Lucky dog!

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:17

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...and jealousy sets in.

But for real, good luck mate!

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:18

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so now your a jalopnik columnist? Or who is paying you to write what?

Desu-San-Desu > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:24

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Congrats!

So....do they have any more openings? :-P

For Sweden > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:25

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You are now the competition

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Vicente Esteve > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:30

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Congrats! So cool!

Matt Hardigree > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 20:41

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Congrats!

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 20:47

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Holy crap, did you make that?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 20:49

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No, it was posted earlier on oppo and was found in the gif section of polandball

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 20:56

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i swer on me mum arch duke ya let me down erry day m8. wot a sorry giggleless unartistic bugga u are

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 21:00

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Say 1 mer thng, m8, an i'l brn ur house dwn. I swear on me mum, i'l doit.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:03

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u take evn a bby step in me 'ome n i'll knock ya strait ta london

Agrajag > Jonathon Klein 07/11/2014 at 21:09

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Awesome!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 21:12

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i'll brnd ye wif a sodring irn, an i'll dnk u in ta rvr

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:17

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lets take this to tha pub m8, ill sock ya the gabber i swer on me mum

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 21:21

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ill drnk ya undr ta tble, ya lightwiegt

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:26

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i'll bloody yer nose so ard they'll coll ya voldemort

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 21:29

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you evr bn wantin ta fnd ot how it is ta piss wif ot a dck?

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:37

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u wnt a boottle o ale shatrd in yer groin? i swer on tha queen ill rek ya m8

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 21:40

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keep it up an u'll be drown'n n her piss

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:45

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u wuld b inta that ya cheeky bastard, ill wee down yer throt if thts wot yer into

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 21:52

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ya no me btter tan tat, m8. ill break ur face be4 ya getcha chnce.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 22:03

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ya wish m8. tha hills'll b alive wit tha sound a yer blood curtlin screams wen im done wif you

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 22:08

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ull be a wshen tat u was French aftr ta 1st hit.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 22:12

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ull b crokin liek a bloody frog aftr i punch ya in tha gut

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 22:15

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tat'll be laughin u hear, 'cause ur fists r mde o fethers

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 22:19

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well dees fethr fists'll put ya rite in tha clouds ya silly wanka

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 22:24

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frndly strokes aint punches, m8

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 22:30

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then wy'd yer gangly arse fly so far m8?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 22:34

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i fell ovr frm laufing too hrd at wut u call a pnch

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 22:37

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2 bad ya got no mer teeth aftr i smashd a tyre iorn in yer oogly face

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 22:46

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ur mum's puss seems ta lke mu mouth jst fne.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 22:52

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gud ting ya got no stndards, cuz yer only gettin old mums now snce i rekt yer face

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 07/11/2014 at 22:59

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old mums is bettr tan none

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 23:04

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u'd bettr ope they liek men wit groins full a shattrd rum bottles

Stef Schrader > Jonathon Klein 07/12/2014 at 00:17

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Congrats!

Now, for the question everyone always asks me...

Where's the Puffalump?

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Jonathon Klein 07/12/2014 at 08:22

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Awesome! So jealous!

Jonathon Klein > PS9 07/12/2014 at 11:03

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That thing has been gone for awhile! Also I'd have to be like Doug rich to fix that thing!

Jonathon Klein > Desu-San-Desu 07/12/2014 at 11:03

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I'll see what's up!

Jonathon Klein > Stef Schrader 07/12/2014 at 11:06

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I don't have a Puffalump, I have Petey!

Jonathon Klein > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/12/2014 at 11:07

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No, I'm working with IB publishing. They do 6speed, LS1tech, MustangDaily, and a few other things. I'm also working on something secret that I can hopefully tell you all real soon!

Jonathon Klein > For Sweden 07/12/2014 at 11:07

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LETS DO THIS!

Jonathon Klein > Matt Hardigree 07/12/2014 at 11:08

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Thanks Matt, you've definitely helped with this. I can't thank you enough. If you're going to be at the F1 race, I'll buy you a beer!

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Jonathon Klein 07/12/2014 at 15:56

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Greetings fellow auto journo! Welcome to the fraternity!

Stef Schrader > Jonathon Klein 07/13/2014 at 00:42

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SQUEE!

Stef Schrader > Jonathon Klein 07/13/2014 at 00:44

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O hai, I'm one of the mods on EvolutionM. Anything Lulzcery on the way?

Shinji F > Jonathon Klein 07/13/2014 at 04:40

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I wish I can talk about cars and get paid. but my english is always bad for some reason when I type on the internets

Jonathon Klein > Stef Schrader 07/13/2014 at 19:57

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Not at the moment, though I keep telling Mitsubishi that I am a responsible adult who needs more seat time in an Evo and at no time will the car be taken onto gravel, or slid through grass, or hooned over yumps, or anything like that.....Because I am a responsible adult auto journalist....I also tell them not to pay any attention to any burnout videos I have done either...

Jonathon Klein > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 07/13/2014 at 19:58

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Why thank you! I am happy to be here. Never thought it was a possibility! Can't wait to see what's next!

Stef Schrader > Jonathon Klein 07/13/2014 at 22:21

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Hahahahaha. But they SHINE when they're hooned! Just don't have any hard landings on the stock 18" wheels. Friend of mine found that out the hard way. Nice little hairline crack in one spoke. Oops.

Jonathon Klein > Stef Schrader 07/14/2014 at 07:54

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Yeah, probably not the best idea. I did do a Evo article awhile back for TheSmokingTire. But that is never enough time with a Evo. I must get one again.